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Flowchart: Did You Embarrass Yourself Last Night? [Click to continue reading]

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Mufasa Wants to See Your Ass

It’s good to be the lion king.

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Pet Stories: ‘Something is going on with this Puppy’s Butt’

“C’mere. Come over here, turn around. Good- Oh GOD!”

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‘Call Me Maybe,’ in Proper English

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Chick-fil-A’s New Anti-Gay Menu

Available to only the most straightforward customers

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Screencap: Guy Won’t Stop Correcting Spelling 

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My friends Meg Liffick and Joe Ball got married yesterday.

When it came time for the couple’s traditional first dance, Joe read prepared remarks explaining that instead of dancing together, they wanted to open the dance floor to their gay and lesbian friends who are still legally denied the right to marry. 

This was a large and very diverse wedding in a state that doesn’t even recognize same-sex civil unions, let alone marriage. And yet the ovation that these people received while dancing to The Beach Boys’ “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” was like nothing I’ve ever heard at any wedding. If there were dry eyes, I didn’t see any. 

Change is coming. 

(via freedomtomarry)

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Sext Sent To the Wrong Person

How embarrassing, he didn’t use proper punctuation!